If you licked them first, you could do this on a wall

Hey you guys in my pocket...pipe down!

Make friends with a Martian, but only if he likes cake.

Great ad! Buy new wiper blades or kill this little girl!

We all know how this one turned out...

I hope the hotel has valet parking.

All the "gals" look the same, I wonder if they are related?

I would have to argue with that claim...

From Roman shorthand to constipation. Wait, did I miss something here?

Personal hygiene is always a plus when wanting to get some action...

Nutrition guards? How many kids really fell for that one? And I think "a whiz for flavor" might have meant something different back then.